Gullible

     Wow, It has been a long time since I posted, sorry 'bout that. Hope not to do that again. Anyway, I really don't like pranks. I don't get much played on me. But one of them, or a series of them, have to do with the word Gullible. Now what the heck does it mean?! I didn't know until tonight, at diner... So a guy walks up to you and says, "Did you know that the word Gullible is written on my shoe?" You would... (chose on of the following, be A, a guy who falls for things like this, B, who knows what is going to happen, or C, be like my brother)                                                                                                                                                          A: "Did you know that gullible is written on my shoe?" You look down and see the normal shoe. Bursts of laughter erupt from the crowd as your face turns red. You run into the restroom, curl up in a corner and cry. That was too depressing. I was going to make you get in a fistfight and broke your femur and stay in the hospital and go back to school only to find out that the bully is still cruel and you plan a mischievous plan to destroy him as well as mankind forever!! But that would mean, too long, and way sci-fi. What kid would be so cold-blooded? The Bully.                                                                                                B: "Did you know that gullible is written on my shoe?" You look up at the tall middle school kid standing in front of you. You say no. As you walk away, he says "What, are you afraid?" You look at him. Then, you took a deep breath. You look down at the normal shoe. Bursts of laughter erupt...
That was depressing too. I found myself tie all the stories together (wink wink) to make all of them consider their terrible plans in the lonely corner of the restroom.
   C: "Did you know that gullible is written on my shoe?"  You not only look down, you go down on you knees. you start to inspect the shoe on all sides. Without the bully noticing, you pull out the pen hidden in your black bow tie. You slowly write Gullible on the side of the shoe. Glancing up, you conceal the bow tie again and get up. You smile and say "Wow, you are right! There is the word gullible on your shoe!" You pass the kid as he pulls off his shoe and looks for the word. You can't help but smile to yourself. Yep, that's my brother (he likes bow ties).


     So, how was the quiz? If you are A then you are evil, very evil. If you are B then you can stand up to your enemies, but then you turn evil. If you are C than, well... bye.

Black Friday

     Hello again. I had nothing else to do so I decided to tell what happened yesterday, Black Friday. Well first off, we went shopping. It also was my dad's Birthday (in a few paragraphs I'll talk about him).
     We went on the ATV and tied sleds to it. When it was my sister's turn, Jenn,  I video taped the whole thing. They went into the back lot across the street and... got stuck on a snow drift. He, my brother Jake, couldn't move. Jenn got up and helped him, tried to pull the rope, but it didn't work. We called the other guy who was doing... whatever it is called that we were doing, and we finally got them loose. Now when my bro was on the sled and my sis was driving, she went off that drift, and she fell off. Well, almost fell out. The only thing that was left on was her leg. When we went back home, we had this really good candy cane flavored hot chocolate stuff. IT WAS SOOOO GOOD!! Anyway we basically spent the rest of the day doing nothing.
     Back to my dad, he is such a good guy. I wish I can verbalize how much I love him. He is funny, cool, and just plain AWESOME!!  He loves to go fishing and hunting (I am kinda not so much an outdoors man). He has been married 25 years to the coolest mom ever. YOU ROCK DAD!!!!!

P.S. I am having some problems with uploading pictures and videos. If you don't like it, then... do something.

I The... Tenderfoot

Hi. I am Ryan living in a small town in the middle of somewhere, and in the state of whatever. I am however enjoying life somehow. I am in the Boy Scouts (practically the only productive thing I do).  I happen to be 11 (Only 104 days away... that's a lot). I am awesome. Anyway, join me when I... do whatever I do. I hope to post  commonly. Until then, bye.